Posts Tagged: Donnie


12
May 10

Seizing an opportunity and an engine.

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The Kamikaze Kop Car

A month or so ago, I got a call from a friend about driving in a car race called Goin’ for Broken. “WOW” I thought, “I’m in!”. Who doesn’t want the opportunity to drive a car as fast as you can and not worry about school zones, children playing, pedestrian or getting a ticket? Then came the two kickers, the car has to cost under $500 dollars not including some safety equipment and it is an endurance race of possibly 24 hours. That doesn’t seem too bad until you start thinking of the other 117 cars on the track that should be in a junk yard somewhere. Then as the race got closer the realization that it was on Mother’s day weekend hit me, I will be paying for that for a long time (it was worth it).

Our team The Kamikazee Kops, consisted of four Centralia Police Officers and myself (honorary kop for the weekend). The inspiration for the name came from our car (a Madza RX 7, $400 on Craigs List) and the fact that the team was going to be all Police Officers (I was a last minute substitution, hooray for me). The car was then painted by our Captain Dave to match the colors of a Japanese Police Car and Rising Sun was added to provide some flair. Captain Dave also stripped the cars interior and engine compartment of all non-essential junk. Walt from Walt’s Auto Repair sponsored part of the car with some engine enhancements and a roll cage. Also Evil Genius Racing gave us a hand by welding in a diagonal bar fro the roll cage, at the track, so we could race.

Finally the day of the race came. Our team started clawing through the pack up to 56th place. Then disaster struck, a fan belt slipped off and the car started to overheat. Thinking back on it now, we should have had a working temperature gauge, oil pressure gauge, speedometer or any of those helpful lights to warn us. But with no functioning gauges, we kept racing and the boiling oil finally destroyed the engine leaving our car dead on the side of the track. We were then rescued by the Fire & Rescue Truck, only to find out our racing weekend was over. We had only made it six hours and covered 270 miles but had tons of fun along the way. After all was said and down we placed 92nd out of 118. Next year, our team is determine to finish the race and found a replacement engine ($100 on Craig’s List) to take us the distance (maybe we should of paid more…nah).

To find out more about the race at http://www.24hoursoflemons.com

- Donnie

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6
Nov 09

Cardboard Upgrade

Pack rat that I am, I have been living out of cardboard file boxes for the last year as I have completely tapped out my mod, GCI-supplied, Ikea storage system. Sorry, but I love a paper trail and I have files upon files of completed design projects stashed away here in cardboard boxes. But today Donnie GAVE me HIS woefully empty Ikea storage cabinet. All he had to do was remove his carefully filed Trident gum and a small ball of twine and BAM-I’ve got a cardboard upgrade. Thanks Donnie.

—Martha

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12
Oct 09

graizy talk

Often, here at the studio, interesting photos or recent news happenings are forwarded throughout the office, followed by scattered responses or comments. This particular day, the feedback was particularly amooosing and the steaks were high in what became a pun cowntdown…

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This is the original photo Paul sent that started the mad cow disease

On Oct 7, 2009, at 12:22 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
Taken during a protest by dairy farmers of something having to do with their cows.

On Oct 7, 2009, at 12:34 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
Boy that cop’s shield is really getting creamed. (I know, some people will milk any opportunity for a bad pun.)

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:26 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
no point crying over spilled milk… unless you’ve been maced, then cry away.

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:30 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
Oh boy, we’re just starting to skim over the pun possibilities here. Think we can come up with more than 2%?

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:31 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
You bet we can! Hopefully we can figure a whey to keep this joke from spoiling.

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:33 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
Cheese, that’s another good one.

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"Anarcowst"

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:43 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
Look at the brand! obviously not from the same herd as Tillamook. Radical cows. 

October 7, 2009 1:46PM Donnie Miller wrote:
I bet those are the cows the cream cheese comes from. That all I got.

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:47 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
She seems to be alone. I guess she believes anarchist cows should be seen, but not herd.

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:47 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
Rogue bovine! Mad cow! It’s a disease on society!

On Oct 7, 2009, at 1:57 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
How do you know? Are you such an expert that you’re outstanding in the field? Looking pasture diagnosis, how do you propose we get this cow out of Monterey, Jack?

On Oct 7, 2009, at 2:24 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
As much as I hate to digest this defeat I’ll take this grazing in stride. I’m no expert in the fields of cows and related disudders. The cow can stay in Monterey, so long as it’s shelfish life doesn’t expire.

Just-the-same, there’s just something that curdles my blood about such rude, no– icy, ‘cream vulgarity’! The smug look on the mans’ face just makes me want to teat cookies and drink water out of spite!

On Oct 7, 2009, at 2:36 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
It takes a big man to know when the bull is so deep it behooves him to just turn away and mooove along. And as much as you may be cowed by the edam man’s vulgarity, steer clear of any retribution. Don’t let him prod you into doing something you may regret. Just turn away and show him your dairy air as you hoof it home to your cottage.

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"Lest we forget" caused a final creative stampede

On Oct 7, 2009, at 2:57 PM, Paul Thomas wrote:
lest we forget…
“Oh, teat squeezer you shot that swat geezer
His shield has blocked the stream, but your supporters know what you mean
Long after the herds disband, your sour milk will still stand
A reminder in the streets of what it means to walk a mile in your teats”

On Oct 7, 2009, at 3:11 PM, Ed Mund wrote:
Ode to a Poor Constable:
His sweatbreads saved by shield,
His goggles did not yield.
But the crowd looked on with disdain,
As they caught a whiff of methane.
Yes even cops get scared
When milked in a public square.
And now that we’ve had our fun,
Please, no more bloody puns.

-courtney

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